function getBouquet(num) { synd = ''; synd += 'Tengu Sushi with family, Greg, Finn, Billie, and Jocelyn as a late arrival. Still good.'; synd += 'Billie is over for the rest of the week!'; synd += 'The bambina’s first word seems to be “no”.'; synd += 'The dude used the grownup toilet.'; synd += 'Meghan made tasty leftover casserole.'; synd += 'Unpleasant.'; synd += 'Spaghetti with tomato sauce, and Brussels sprouts with figs and balsalmic.'; synd += 'Sense of humor is developing.'; synd += 'Relentless. Also, teething.'; synd += 'A bit of help with Meghan’s raised garden bed project.'; synd += 'Took the bambina on a bus ride to try a coffee shop I’d never been to. It was closed. Walked two miles back.'; synd += 'Eggs, bacon, and cheese on nice bread.'; synd += 'M.U.L.E. (!!). Still charming.'; synd += '“IRM” by Charlotte Gainsbourg. My first iTunes LP purchase. Sounds like a Beck side project, which is not entirely wrong.'; synd += 'Did I mention tooth #6? Because totally.'; synd += 'It was an eat-dinner-at-the-mall kind of evening.'; synd += 'Hefeweizen, Hoegaarden, and Humboldt Fog.'; synd += 'Meghan made tuna cheesies.'; document.getElementById('bouquet').innerHTML = synd; }